A bit of research and a conclusion

Well, I have spent a fair amount of time wading through everything I can find on agents, what they do, and how to get one, and reached a few conclusions:

1) I need a agent
2) My chances of getting one are slim
3) If I get an agent my chances of getting published are still slim
4) If I get published my chances of getting a best-seller are pretty much slim to none

So, with those cheery thoughts firmly in mind, a complete lack of confidence, and a manic grin on my face, off I go! After all, if you don't try, you definitely won't succeed.

Be vewwy vewwy quiet - we is hunting agents!